Look Ma, I’m Fame-ish!

Posted by dewde in General on 12. Jun, 2009 | 4 Comments

Exactly how messed up do you have to be to allow me to guest-post on your blog? As messed up as the kids over at ChurchCrunch, apparently. I was accepted into a group blogging project. The idea is that 16 different people read the same book and report on one chapter each.
My guess is that [...]

My Arrest Was The Best Thing That Could Have Happened

Posted by dewde in General on 07. Jun, 2009 | 6 Comments

I’ve shared with you that my arrest was the best thing that could have happened. I don’t change that belief. I ask that you judge me as a man, not as a sex offender. That doesn’t define me. It’s something I did. And believe me, I am not trying to minimize that. It’s horrible and something I can’t imagine doing again.

A Question Twice The Size Of My Large Intestine

Posted by dewde in Parenting on 03. Jun, 2009 | 25 Comments

And there it was. The moment. The kind of moment that, as a parent, you both long for and fear at the same time. But as an Uncle, you get utterly blindsided by its very existence. One second I’m sucking down a hot dog twice as long as my large intestine, the next I’m staring down a once in a lifetime opportunity to validate this boy’s very existence.