I Has an Angry
Posted by dewde in General on 25. Sep, 2008 | Comments
I am one of those people that loves his country.
I am one of those people that writes his representatives in Washington.
I am one of those people that occasionally sends emails and makes phone calls to friends and family to encourage them towards writing their representatives, or even voting a certain way.
I am one [...]
Peeing in the Wind With an Open Mouth
Posted by dewde in General on 24. Sep, 2008 | Comments
I have something to say to any politician that may want my vote.
I care much less about where our money as a nation gets spent than I do about how much of it gets spent. If we, and by “we” I mean the government of the United States of America, spend more than we bring [...]
Me and My Freakish Uvula
Posted by dewde in General on 20. Sep, 2008 | Comments
The nurse says, “You don’t mind if I show the other nurses, do you?” to which I reply, “Not at all, I’m a social butterfly and love the attention.” But of course it comes out, “Nob ab ahh, Ib ah thoboo buhwuhfwuh an wub the athenthuhn.” Drool, drool, grin. Realizing my impairment, I nod my head no-problem style and give a smile.
Hiding My Shame
Posted by dewde in General on 19. Sep, 2008 | Comments
I own both Apples and PCs, but my primary machine is the MacBook Pro. I wanted to edit video with Apple tools, but write software with Microsoft tools, and this machine fit the bill.
The first thing I noticed when I purchased it was that people started treating me differently. Like, interrupting me at StarBucks [...]
Blind-sided By a Social Worker
Posted by dewde in Parenting on 14. Sep, 2008 | Comments
Have you ever seen a young 2-3 year old child go ballistic in a public place? I’m talking about a complete Chernobyl-quality meltdown?
I remember witnessing this once when, in lieu of Sydney’s regularly scheduled nap, we were out shopping as a family. I hope you didn’t miss that tricky bit of foreshadowing. While we circled [...]
